Hi, Gladys!

“Hey. Happy birthday. And yeah, yeah. And no happen and and I am the man, you need. Bye. Hey, but I was just calling to leave you a happy birthday. Have fun in Florida introduce done. Love you bye.”

Submitted by popthestack

“Hello, this is still there. If you would be residence. If it is and calling your cousin from G E and I’d like to talk to you, Mark Walker, We didn’t get the wrong number. And it’s been a long time since talked, so email me at mark some more. A to AT gmail dot com. Nice to talk with. Hope this will you be Stanley million June. Nubio believe hi later bye.”

Submitted by lowkey

“Hey Buddy, I just finished a good job.”

“Hi. This is sleep good babe. I just wanted to let you know so that you weren’t surprised if you come back for shower tomorrow that my cousin is girlfriend, maybe. Here are my cousin, my nephew and his girlfriend are gonna be staying here so they may be home just, you know they know you’re coming. There’s no problem with but just so that you know you’re not surprised if there’s somebody in the house or so that you don’t feel like you can’t come. If you see their truck parked up in the driveway so date. You know they know that you might be showing up and feel free. Bye.”

“Hi. This is Sean From of appliance calling for Vladimir, I just wanted to say delivery for you. I haven’t heard from $3100 drive. I think I for some reason you give me a call back at Area Code, xxxxxxxx or other than that I am that really Jack’s right now and straight on my way out to you again. My name is Sean with bottle of wine. My number is (xxx) xxx-xxxx.”

“And I think it’s gonna take our should not gimme cutesy out a lot, you know. I think you late. Fulton justices invested dollar Queen macaw and I keep I think we have a lock. Well scrimping have Andy Stein as an dog E adult hostess at the public. I think we’re still short night okay. Scooped if Tonya school play acquired all. Brannock ridged. Pro-life apocalypse. Thank you.”

“Hey, Gladys Mary, I got your email about the couches and the beds and I talked to car me the listing agent and all right there. Okay. Either way, if you wanna be out of there. We did get some snow, so it might be a few days before she can get somebody up to get those out of there but she said. Does it that she thought the beds were in pretty good shape so I don’t know we. If you want them. I mean, I guess that we can go either way. So yes, if those would work for you. I think they were the previous owner so I don’t think there I don’t think there John but it’s your call. So, just, you know. Let me know whether you wanna Bonner with the you, you wanna. I want them to be left there. So either email or phone, whatever. Whatever works for you. Okay, bye bye.”

” Hey Vlad, Vukicevic is on the line press one to speak to a service representative. If you need time to get Hey Vlad, Vukicevic on the line press 2, to cancel this call back, Press. 9. We’re sorry. We did not understand your response. Please try again when Hey Vlad, Vukicevic is on the line press one to speak to a service representative. If you need time to get Hey Vlad Vukicevic on the line press 2, to cancel this call back, Press. 9. We’re sorry. We did not understand your response. Please try again when Hey Vlad, Vukicevic is on the line press one to speak to a service representative. If you need time to get Hey Vlad, Vukicevic on the line press 2, to cancel this call back, Press. 9. We are sorry, we still did not understand your response. Goodbye. ”

(This has got to be the most inefficient way of having two computers communicate.)

“Hi. This is Doug, It’s 8 something in my give me a ring. I want to go to your about because of the session with. I think is wonderful and brilliant number 20. I want to tell you what I think I should do in org big man said, you better but I’d be 16 or anything, whatever it is Nicholas, I think I want to see if you can learn something and so an exercise from my generation, Hello. I call me if you’re gonna go with the 99 in the reservoir. Bye.”

Submitted by luis

“Hey Vlad, this is your mom.  Chow.  I didn’t send them on the question a text message  that standing in front telephone our, I was just gonna Simone date and the situation.  Vlad.  Yeah, I just wanna say. Charles.”

Partway through, my mom switched away from English. Google Voice did its best. Charles!